the triumph of a heart: Archive

i-aint-bovvered: spaceoctopi: Sobbing.

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dreamerbee: Bee’s Somewhat Random and Long List of Projects She Wishes Catherine Tate and David Tennand Would do Together Bridget Jones’s Diary (I want this one with the power of a burning sun asjhakshaks—) Macbeth Matilda (I really wish they could play Matilda’s parents. They wouldn’t be likeable characters at all, but I think they would be perfect doing it) I don’t know if it counts, but I...

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Thank you!

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I’m sure it will! :D

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Thanks! And thank you. I luff you <3

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I would love for you to do that, if it’s not too much trouble? :3 (Pshhh I’m far from perfect but <3)

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I just need them to do a million movies together. And yeah, I’m glad I am talking to you, you’re perf. <3

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Yes that would be perf. xD

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Perhaps. I wouldn’t want to see them fighting though. :p SIGH THIS MOVIE IS JUST SO BAD AND MY PARENTS LOVE IT AND THEY WON’T CHANGE IT AND I HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO.

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Except if they played the leads they would fight the whole movie and not be endgame.

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If Catherine Tate were in it, I would probably like it a little better.

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I have to sit through that movie Midnight in Paris for a THIRD TIME MOTHER OF GOD I didn’t like it the first time.

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So annoyed rn ugh

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Also I’m blaring the Born This Way album which my parents hate nyeheheh

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I kind of like when my parents ground me because I can play my music really loud and they won’t do anything about it because they don’t want to deal with me

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incises: primeribofamerica: HOLY FUCK ITS TWERKING ADLKJHAK IM FUCKING CRYING OMG

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annawintour: WHY IS THERE A TAB CALLED ‘GAMES’ ON JUDGE JUDY’S WEBSITE

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i genuinely am paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really really annoying and awful and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke

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a hilarious joke

tanku: three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found. why? because the un deux trois quatre cinq

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HOLY SHIT THAT HAT ISN’T A PANDA IT’S A POLAR BEAR BFNBNFKL I AM AN IDIOT.

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I JUST CAN'T ANYMORE GOOD GOD

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beellette: dad just said “there should be a netflix for books” five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”

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windows98: TORTELLINI?!?1!

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My eight year old brother (he’ll be nine in a few days) is so desperate to try fish fingers and custard after seeing it on Doctor Who. It’s hilarious.

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Last night I had a dream that I was skinny And my father was signing my sister and I up for horseback riding lessons Kat Dennings was the lady at the stable who took the sign up sheets or w/e I was at my old middle school and Dawn French was in the classroom as a student like wtf okay then I was at my old house and I was skinny and it was my birthday and my grandmother bought a little cow ...

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