Oh, you’ve changed. You’re not the same man I liked when I came into the party.
“One night we really drunk, and we were so drunk that we decided to hire prostitutes. But when they arrived at the hotel we were too scared to do anything so we brought them to a fair. They were really nice. In the end they only charged us half, but we did have to pay for all the rides.”
“Dialing 999 won’t get you the Emergency Services, and that’s not the only thing that’s changing! Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they’re not just the Emergency Services, they’re your Emergency Services. So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725!….3!”
