Previously in my life… a weird man came to the joke shop looking for a  banana costume. I said, “banana costume? Well, aren’t you bananas!” He laughed (I am hilarious, thank you!) and said his name was “The Doctor.” “The Doctor?” I said. “Yes,” he said. “Doctor Who?,” I asked, “Who are you? Who who who who?” You know, the song by The Who? Catchy, isn’t it? I performed a few verses - followed, of course, by Destiny’s Child’s Say My Name. Saaaay my naaame, say my naaame. When no one when is around you, say baby….. Ooooh, such fun! Anyway, then the Doctor bought a few hats, we swapped recipes (fish fingers and custard? Delicious! Who would have thought!), and we went back to my place for some classy entertainment. After a few hours of finger puppets and fruit dancing, he took my hand, looked me deep in the eyes (cheeky!, weren’t we?) and asked me to run away with him across all of time and space. “Run?!?!????!”, I said. “Noooooo…”